GIVE A GIRL WHAT SHE ASKS FOR AND YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT DAY

When you shut off the lights in the basement, you get the hell out of there.

Just Stop Shooting Air Into The Smokers Lung
You're Taking My Breath Away

Show Me Your Catfax

What Did She Think The Answer Would Be--What!!

A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges - and catcalls from animal lovers.

A desperate bridegroom staged four bank robberies after his wife-to-be's plans for a huge white wedding got out of hand.

"Fat Ho" Burgers Hopefully That Old Saying, "You Are What You Eat" Doesn't Apply.

Things You Really Rather Not Pee See